What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?